搜寻电影的好办法。只共参考，喜欢请购买正版！支持正版！

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资源站：（包括网站，论坛，网盘搜索，种子搜索等）——转载微博
1.网盘搜索引擎：http://so.baiduyun.me/
2.66影视：http://www.66e.cc/
3.迅播影院：http://www.2tu.cc/GvodHtml/15.html
4.炫电影：http://www.xuandy.com/
5.嘎嘎影视：http://www.gagays.com/site/index
6.飘花资源网：http://www.piaohua.com/
7.BT天堂：http://www.bttiantang.com/
8.CMCT：http://cmct.tv/forum.php
9.纪录片之家：http://www.jlpzj.net/forum.php
10.BT之家：http://www.btbbt.cc/
11.小浣熊：http://www.xiaohx.com/movie
12.SeeHD：http://bbs.seehd.co/forum.php
13.keepfrds：http://www.keepfrds.com/forum.php
14.米饭网：http://www.iminisd.com/forum.php
15.TLF：http://bbs.eastgame.org/
16.CHD高清论坛：http://www.chdchd.com/
17.影视帝国：http://www.y4dg.cc/index.php
18.深影论坛：http://www.shinybbs.com/forum.php
19.大米网：http://www.chrice.net/login.php
20.电影FM：http://dianying.fm/
21.高清MP4吧：http://www.mp4ba.com/
22.很BT电影联盟：http://henbt.com/
23.ed2kers：http://www.ed2kers.com/
24.ed2000：http://www.ed2000.com/
25.normteam论坛：http://www.normteam.com/forum.php
26.圣城家园：http://hdscg.com/
27.圣城发布页：http://www.cnscg.org/
28.MAG磁力站：http://zydh123.net/
29.kickass：http://kickass.to/
31.btscene：http://www.btscene.cc/
32.torrent-finder：http://torrent-finder.info/
33.YTS：https://yts.to/browse-movie
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35.bitsnoop：http://bitsnoop.com/
36.bt搜：http://www.btsou.net/
37.btspread：http://www.btspread.com/search
38.btkitty：http://btkitty.org/
39.BT樱桃：http://www.btcherry.com/
40.RARBG：http://rarbg.to/torrents.php
41.EZTV：https://eztv.ch/
42.石狮影视论坛：http://www.mndvd.net/
43.光影久久：http://gy99.org/bbs/portal.php
44.香江影视论坛：http://xjfilm.net/forum.php

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Jokes - I tried it once but I didn't like it

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.

He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."

So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"

But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."

The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."

The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."

Jokes - Twins' Father

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

Jokes - Take off my clothes

My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.

Jokes - Releasing Mental Problems

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Jokes - Stupid Baby Name

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

Jokes - Smart Pills

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''

''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.

So he ate them and said, ''These taste like crap.''

''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''